Jennifer Aniston in a bikini canoodling with John Mayer - Why did I just use that word?

Jennifer Aniston in a bikini canoodling with John Mayer - Why did I just use that word?
Here's photographic proof that John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston are, indeed, romantically involved. I don't know how the guy does it. I mean, roofies eventually wear off, right? I keep trying to get chicks at the bar to drop one in my drink and take advantage of me. But so far no dice. Except for that one girl who took me up on my offer then stole my car, wallet and everything not nailed down in my house. Which means my case of beer and Star Wars action figures are safe. How could I live with you, Yoda with a giant nail through his face? Photos: Bauer-Griffin
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