Elizabeth Banks is no Laura Bush. She looks more like your pill-popping auntie that is on welfare, but wears cheap suits she buys from Filene's Basement to try and look high-class. Josh Brolin looks like a vacuum salesman by day and a child toucher by night.
Kermit and Miss Piggy would have made a better Dubay and Laura.
This Razzie front-runner will also star Thandie Newton as Condi Rice, Jeffrey Wright as Colin Powell, Ellen Burstyn as Barbara Bush, James Cromwell as George Bush and Rob Corddry as Ari Fleischer. My butthole is currently in talks to play Dick Cheney. No deal has been finalized.
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