Love At An AA Meeting

Someone should have guessed that all those field trips away from Malibu's Promises Rehabilitation Center would get Brit into trouble. In the latest bit of Britney Spears baldy-wig scoop, the fallen pop icon has fallen yet again, and this time she's in love.

The truly "Toxic" singer is taking a break from her usual boy band castoffs and professional dancers in their 20s, the rehabbing singer is reportedly dating a self-described "very spiritual" rock guitarist, thirty-three year old, Jason Filyaw. No wonder she's been grinning from ear to ear as an arsenal of paps snap mugshots of her heading to a smelly lodge in L.A for a tedious Alcoholics Anonymous meeting.

According to celeb tattle-tales, Britney is the Sugar to this rocker's Ray. He calls her Sugar, Kitten and My Lady, while B calls him Mr. Secret Underground Guy and J-Sun, the snitches dish. Whoever said the hairless can't find love?

Love? That's how Jason describes his fiery flame with Brit that was rekindled when the pair was reunited after a brief meeting at The Hit Factory Recording Studio "way back in 2003," Jason claims. "A few weeks ago....we met up again at a Los Angeles AA meeting." Now that's one for the baby books.

"Britney adores Jason. He' been a tower of strength for her at the lowest point in her life. She's
convinced Jason can help her through rehab because, as an alcoholic, he's been through the same thing."

And get this people, she plans to move in with Jason when she leaves rehab. It's official, Brit's in the wrong type of program. She doesn't need rehab, she needs "manhab." "Manhab" is an unique rehabilitation program for women who are "manmatized."

Does this chick just attack anything in a pair of jeans? Hey Brit, Flava Flav's looking for a date. Why can't Brit just marry a recently divorced record exec whose thirty years older than her like a normal pop star?

Or better yet, try focusing and loving your two little boys, Brit. That would be a nice change, wouldn't it?
Published 3/15/07 by

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