Michael Lohan: Hey, I wanna be in the news too! Ooh ooh! Me me me!

Michael Lohan: Hey, I wanna be in the news too! Ooh ooh! Me me me!
This whole Dina Lohan/Mingling Moms fiasco keeps getting better. St. Michael Lohan already chimed in his two cents to TMZ Tuesday night, but now he's talking to Page Six about his disgust with Dina's recognition as a Top Mom:
Michael fumed, "Are you kidding! Top celebrity mom? Look at her off-screen antics, her lack of morals and how she conducts herself. I guess they forgot to mention how this top super-mom leaves her kids alone at night and even parties in their presence. Just wait until we go back to court.
"She comes stumbling out of Butter at 3:15 a.m. with bloodshot eyes and a red runny nose, yelling 'Oh, [bleep],' when she saw the paparazzi."
Dina, of course, commented back to Page Six and then name-dropped her own daughter. These two should get back together. They were made for each other:
"I've allowed him visitation once a week, so I don't understand why he's doing this. He's jealous that I got the award. He even called the organizers and tried to talk them out of giving it to me."
Dina fears that Michael will now try to contact her directly. She says she has a restraining order against him until 2011 she thinks he'll violate.
"He's using the media to talk to me," Dina said. "I'm getting nervous. Lindsay came to town two weeks ago and wanted security guys there in case he showed up. His parole officer needs to see what he's doing and realize that he cannot address me directly or indirectly. He wears a tracking device and they'll know if he comes anywhere near me. He's on a mission to destroy me."
Someone explain to me how Lindsay Lohan didn't grow up to become the greatest mind of our generation. I mean, with parents like these, I can't believe she's not in Mensa. But, no, seriously, where were the grandparents who should've stepped in and found a better home for these kids? You know, somewhere safe like the zoo. Or in an alley with a pack of stray dogs. These children deserve better, dammit! Photo: Splash News
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  • Sorry guys, gotta side with Mr. Lohan on this one. She's a beaut.. and yea, he's had his issues but evidently has worked them out., seems like a concerned parent.
    Callie 6/11/08 Reply
  • well, he is really want to get people's attention, he post his pics on a celeb _millionaireloves. c om_, he did it, there are so many beautiful woman on that site want to date him.
    jay19862005 5/8/08 Reply