Hugh Hefner wants Miley Cyrus in Playboy - when she's legal

Hugh Hefner wants Miley Cyrus in Playboy - when she's legal
Hugh Hefner apparently enjoyed the Miley Cyrus bare-back photos so much, that he wants to see what's underneath the sheet. When she's 18, of course. I mean, c'mon, Hugh's not some dirty old man. He's more like, oh I dunno, Jesus. Here's the details from Extra:
"Certainly she'd be welcome to the magazine. She's a very pretty lady."
As for the drama caused by Cyrus' VF shoot? "To make such a big to-do over something as innocent as those photos -- I think it's a reflection of how schizophrenic America is about sexuality."
Hugh, old chum, I disagree with you on Americans being schizophrenic about getting freaky. Just because sometimes sex is awesome, then bad, then interrupting my video games, then super cool, then something I cry during, doesn't mean all of us in the colonies have wacky views on the no-pants dance. If I need to build a castle out of LEGOs before knocking boots, that's perfectly healthy. Unless my lady friend uses up all the gray pieces first. Then she might as well call a taxi and get the heck out because I'm a man of principles, dammit. Photo: Vanity Fair
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