Alanis Morissette Hit Rock Bottom

Alanis Morissette Promotional Shoot for Upcoming Album
You would too. She used to be able to rest her head on Ryan Reynolds' rock-hard abs. Then they broke off their engagement last year. Alanis Morrisette and his abs, I mean. And now he's engaged to Scarlett Johansson! That bitch can't sing! At least not about giving head in a theater! Alanis Morrisette says that she "hit rock bottom" last year.

She says she had to take a break due to "a personal unraveling of significant relationships in my life." Oh honey, just say it. Ryan took off and you were devastated. I would be, too. Look at that body.

Her new album, Flavors of Entanglement, hits on June 10 (J. Harvey's birthday!), and it's how she worked through her issues she says. That, and everything from "pounding pillows" (with Scarjo's face on them) to "sharing with intimate friends." So she f*cked her way back. Good for her.

Alanis hasn't lost her faith in love, though.

"Oh yeah. My nature is always hope filled. It's more about values matching now. That's the foundation," she says. Oh , she joined EHarmony? Those bitches are homophobic and I'm disappointed in Alanis now.

The Canadian songstress says she's dating someone but declined to reveal who. It's totally George Glass.

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Published 5/10/08 by


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  • love alanis!
    She is such an awesome woman, not a fan of scarlett.
    Whatever , alanis can do wayy better anyway!< Keep on rockin!
    Anonymous 10/8/08 Reply
  • I still have faith and love in alanis Morissette. I hope you're reading this. I still your biggest fan.
    GeorgeJobson 9/27/08 Reply
  • Thats what happens to everyone at sometime or another. You find who you think is right and then it is broken off for one reason or another. You really get depressed. I was for a year. Alanis sorry for your pain.
    lvrboy69701 5/10/08 Reply
  • I never understood her and ryan reynolds anyway.
    happydancrz 5/10/08 Reply
  • i doubt scarlett johansson would do that in a theater.....
    geeky34 5/10/08 Reply
  • everyone needs a break sometime.
    flyaway2high 5/10/08 Reply