Face-Off: Will Shayne Lamas Win The Bachelor?

WILL SHAYNE LAMAS WIN THE HEART OF THE BACHELOR, MATT GRANT?

YES by Free Britney

Face it, no one goes on The Bachelor for love.

It would a nice side effect, to be sure, if one found the love of one’s life. But the women and the bachelors themselves go on the show because primarily, they are enamored with fame, at least to a certain extent.

If Matt Grant merely wanted to find love, he’d join a local London-based service, or go online to s.com or one of the many other crappy s that spams The Hollywood Gossip constantly.

NOTE: Get a new career, s.com spammers.

No, he wanted to date hot women on TV, and Shayne Lamas fits the Bachelor bill better than anyone in the show’s history - entertaining, reasonably hot, ethically questionable and shamelessly trying to be famous.

Shayne Lamas‘ listed profession is “actress.” Now that the 22-year-old has her first taste of fame, she’ll stop at nothing to remain in the spotlight.

She’ll laugh at the right jokes, appear adventurous and fun, cry if things don’t go well, go down on Matt in a movie theater, probably even murder her competition if she has to. Long story short, Chelsea has no shot.

NO by mischalova

In selecting his bride-to-be, Matt Grant would be well-served to heed a lesson learned by fellow Brit, Paul McCartney:

Don’t marry a nut job.

Sir Paul is suffering through a never-ending divorce case with Heather Mills as a result of his disastrous decision; I fear Grant will equally regret tying the knot with Shayne Lamas, a woman that may possess one more real leg than Mills, but the same number of crazy brain cells.

Conversely, there’s Chelsea. Sweet, beautiful Chelsea.

As I watched The Bachelor this season, I was taken by how different Chelsea seemed than the usual desperate, ty, insecure women that appear on this show. She held back, she let Matt come to her, she actually made Grant work for her affection. Her connection with Matt is as sincere as a relationship can be… on a reality TV show.

Shayne’s brother, meanwhile, once dated Lindsay Lohan. You don’t wanna be anywhere near that family tree, Matt Grant.

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