Nicole Richie Wants Four More Crack Babies

Crackwhore Nicole Richie says it's always been her dream to have five children.

Nicole explains that ever since she was a girl, she's envisioned herself having twin boys and three daughters. That adds up to five, right? Kind of early...still on my first cup of coffee...

Nicole was also asked whether her "friend" Paris Hilton has any baby plans of her own.

“Ha, nooo," replied Nicole. "But I don’t think anyone would have bet on me."

I bet on you Nicole...to wind up wrapping your car around a telephone poll. And you let me down you selfish bitch!
Published 5/14/08 by

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