You had your time Paris. It lasted longer then you it had any right to, but you are yesterdays news. Sure you still get publicity, but nothing like the amount you once attracted. Sit back and enjoy your life as a publicity hungry has-been.
You have a couple of tricks left up your sleeve yet, in the break glass in case of emergency vein, i.e. marriage and pregnancy, but they really can only be pulled it as a last resort and will be the act of a desperate woman.
Oh, I forgot, you can always go down the adoption route, but that has pretty much been done to a dinner and given your past with caring for pets, I don’t fancy your chances.
If you really have to, here are some more pics of Paris Hilton and Benji Madden at the Beverly Glen Center in Beverly Hills.
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