No one is that happy with Jessica Simpson’s sloppy seconds. What we hear is there is a certain feature of John that leaves Jen so pleased. The crooner’s ex-paramours reveal he is hell to get over, not because he’s a great guy, but because he’s a “great” guy, if you know what we mean.
“His body actually is a wonderland,” one ex was overheard saying.
I’m tallying how many times people use the wonderland joke whenever they talk about John Mayer. It seems they really love making such an obvious connection. It stands to reason these same people must also love being hit in the face with a shovel because that’s happening to the next person that does this.
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