First Look at the New 90210

The first extended commercial/promo-thing for the CW's new 90210: The New Class in Deep Space Nine or whatever ha the web. (And hopefully still will be on the web by the time this entry publishes, grumble grumble stupid studios claiming copyright violations on trailers and commercials grumble COMPLETELY MISSING THE POINT grumblecakes.)


Sooo...what does everybody thiiiiink?

I think it needs more 1) bitchslaps, 2) pastels, and 3) surfboards.

Now THAT is 90210, right there. With 34-year-olds playing teenagers and high-waisted pants that Mischa Barton only WISHES she could rock so hard, and like, REAL PROBLEMS that your mom and dad just NEVER UNDERSTOOD, like how you got burned at the frat house and will NEVER BE A TEEN MODEL, and omg don't drive Brandon, you're DRUNK NOOOOOOOO now I HATE YOU BOTH! NEVER TALK TO ME AGAIN!

*doorslam*


Published 5/20/08 by

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