Angie Scares Her New Son

Everybody's favorite foreign baby buyer, Angelina Jolie, is sorry for traumatizing her newest son during his recent adoption process. Little Pax Thien Jolie (Pitt?) was adopted from an orphanage in Vietnam on Thursday.  Instead of jumping for joy at being adopted by Angie, however, Pax burst into tears when he faced his new mom.

It's ironic that Angelina (sans Brad, BTW) picked up her new 3-year old bundle of joy so quickly after chastising fellow foreign adopter Madonna for plundering the youth of third world countries.

Particularly since little Pax had no clue what was happening to him when Angie came to get him.  Apparently the little tyke had been told he was going out to play.  We'd cry, too, if an unannounced surrounded by photographers tried to take us home with her.

But, Pax did win the parental lottery with Angelina.  He may not inherit her pillow lips like Shiloh Nouvel, but he just claimed a quarter stake in her wealth.  The little boy may no longer be Pham Quang, as he was originally named, but now you can just call him Rich.

In light of bringing home her fourth child, Angelina also announced that she'll be a stay-at-home mom while Pax adjusts to life in the Jolie-Pitt household.  If she keeps adopting kids at this rate, the actress may never return to the silver screen.

How many more children do you think Angelina will adopt?

Published 3/17/07 by

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