Pete and Ashlee Wentz Signed Pre-Nup, Enjoying Fake Bakes And Fake Palm Trees

An invitation from the Alice in Wonderland themed event is above.

The couple are not going on a honeymoon, and instead are camping out in their LA basement.

"We got some blow-up palm trees, a little fake-n-bake tanning booth. We're eating DiGiorno's pizza, getting in that tanning oven every once in a while, it's great. It's gonna look like we're on that private jet. We're gonna save that 30 grand, you know?"

So they have enough money worth signing a pre-nup, but not enough to go on a honeymoon? If they are just hanging out in their basement, it's not like they can't go on vacation because of prior engagements.

They're totally saving money for baby!

Of course, Pete would talk about the pregnancy saying, "Ryan, this baby has not been confirmed. The only thing I'm confirming now is that we're in the basement on our honeymoon with these blow-up palm trees."

Lame. If these kids keep putting it off, it's going to make us care even less. Papa Joe just needs to let them spill the beans already.

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