Sharon Osbourne to Host Rock of Love Charm School

Full disclosure: I actually do find Sharon Osbourne charming.  I also live in Baltimore, which I also find charming (Charm City woooo!).  So I understand that my definition of charming is a little different from that used by the kind of people who think charm schools serve a useful function in society.  (But yes, I realize we're talking about VH1 here, and not like ladies who lunch in Savannah, GA, or whatever.)

For instance, I am a little charmed by that picture up there, and I was always charmed when Sharon profanely threw down with other music industry muckety-mucks on Howard Stern's show and threatened them with bodily harm, and I can't even lie: I thought throwing a ham into her neighbors' yard on The Osbournes was not only charming but adorable.

But when I think of a charm school for the women from Rock of Love, I do not think of a place where they will learn how to make better use of the word "," their long fingernails, and projectiles.  I would guess a lot of those women already know how to claw someone's eyes out and fling a breakfast meat.  I think what many of them need is probably some basic life skills type courses, a psychoanalyst, and some shampoo (and antibiotics from all the Bret contact).  Not that Sharon Osbourne's hair isn't awesome, because it is, and it looks like she washes it every day, so maybe she can help out there.

I assume that Flavor of Love 3 will spawn a Charm School of its own and that Mo'nique is accordingly busy, but Sharon Osbourne?  I really feel like there must have been someone else who could have done this.  My vote for basically everything, ever, is Niecy Nash, but I'd have taken Martha Stewart for this gig, too.  What celebrity host would y'all have hired, betches?

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