Denise Richards Wants Not One Drop Of Charlie Sheen's Prostitute- Tranny- Infested Man-Seed [M2F Positive]

Yesterday, Charlie Sheen's camp accused Denise Richards of having exploited her children for her own publicity-whoring needs—and re-addressed the time Richards allegedly paused from hurling ambisexual- jailbait- porn-junkie accusations long enough to request a sperm donation of her ex. Now, the star of E!'s Denise Richards: My Undiagnosed Bipolarism Is Complicated is firing back. Talking to Page Six, the actress provided recent SMS evidence suggesting there may be more to her cancer-wishing, tranny-positive ex-husband than meets the eye:

"Last week, I sent Charlie a text message asking him if he's going to Family Day [for daughter Sam's school] and letting him know Sam was sick with a cold," Richards said. "His response was, 'I hope you and your worthless retarded father get cancer and join your stupid mom. Rot in hell you [bleeping] whore.' My mom died of cancer. This is what I deal with on a weekly basis. [...]

Richards claims the [sperm donation] e-mails sent to Mueller were fakes: "I don't want Charlie's prostitute-tranny-infested sperm. I have two beautiful kids. We'll leave it at that. I am so over him. He's the one who can't move on. He's disgusting and he' an all-time low."

While our knowledge of fertility-sciences is limited at best, we're almost positive that if Sheen's sperm is prostitute-tranny-infested, it's not necessarily a given that the resulting child would come out a hot mess. On the contrary—they could turn out totally fierce! (Unless, of course, Richards's egg is also prostitute-tranny-infested. Then the trannytute gene is dominant, and you're pretty much guaranteed a hot tranny baby mess.)




Published 5/23/08 by


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