Ashlee Simpson And Pete Wentz Return From Their Honeymoon At Romper Room

What in blazes is that hoodie? If there's one thing I can't stand, it's an emo boy acting like an adult baby. Ugh, Garanimals makes hoodies? Not for grown-ass men! Stop. Now. Whimsical has it's place, but it shouldn't be with rich people. Pete Wentz and new wife Ashlee Simpson have returned from a brief honeymoon in the Caribbean.

Pete had previously told Ryan Seacrest that they were honeymooning in his basement eating "DiGorno's Pizza", but that was a filthy lie. They were photographed in the clear blue crystal water of the islands that I should be in on Thursday.

They are now in New York, where Pete is reportedly playing a Sweet 16 birthday party with his band Fall Out Boy for a considerable sum. That's going to be hot on MTV. Can you imagine the brat who's poor bastard of a father took our a second mortgage on the mansion to afford that?

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More photos of Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson arriving in NYC are after the jump.

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