Those Highly-Anticipated Miley Cyrus 'First Kiss' Photos Worth $150K? Yeah, We Got 'Em Already [Making Out With Miley]

Those Highly-Anticipated Miley Cyrus 'First Kiss' Photos Worth $150K? Yeah, We Got 'Em Already [Making Out With Miley]
At this point, seeing photos of 15-year old Miley Cyrus posing topless or seductively baring her taut tummy for rumored paramour Nick Jonas is the very definition of old news. But when it comes to the tween millionaire appearing in photos actually kissing a boy (or, gasp, a girl!) in public, these photos would likely tighten a few paparazzo’s trousers. As the LA Times reports today, pictures of Miley’s “first kiss” could potentially earn one lucky photographer anywhere between $30k to $150k. And we are officially confused. Why? Well, we happen to have more than a few pictures of Miley making out with all kinds of suitors, starting back when she was 14. So where’s our cash? After the jump, see how the magic of Google can instantly debunk all the heated speculation on when Miley will have her first kiss, and when, oh when, will we get to see them. The time is now, Defamer readers:

Most recently, those Playboy-esque shots of Miley allegedly created for Nickelodeon heartthrob Nick Jonas caused quite the sensation, but lo and behold, here we have an actual shot of the two making out. And back in 2006 when she was just 14, she was snapped kissing a very crush-worthy guy named Thomas Sturges, though the press has yet to get any background information on who the lucky guy was. And not to be picky or anything, but Miley kinda already kissed her co-star Cody Linley in her wildly successful Hannah Montana movie. Sure, it was "acting," but if it looks like a kiss, walks like a kiss and salivates like a kiss, it sure as hell counts.

Even more baffling is why the pap agencies are so eager to discover this infamous first Miley Cyrus kiss when photos of her playing tongue twister with a girlfriend have been circling for months. Not to mention this past January's red carpet appearance when Miley lunged in for the kill on little miss Ashley Tisdale. Just a bit of advice to the "tsunami" of paps awaiting that cash money shot: feel free to shoot us an email and we'll haggle a bit over the price, k?

[Photo credits: Dotspotter, Poponut, Wallpaperama,
, Backseatcuddler]
Published 5/28/08 by


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  • I think miley is going too far with the kissing thing cauz when she was with this boy she was caught on camera on the beach french kissing another so i say she's a two timeing french kissing popstar and don't forget she's a bitch
    Anonymous 10/22/09 Reply
  • look your hips dont ley
    Anonymous 9/24/09 Reply
  • that is so sick
    Anonymous 8/22/09 Reply
    • hey this is ashley tisdale speaking and i have u no this is alll fake all they did is use the computer and did all this crap whith so it aint real and that time miley was going out whith nick jonas so piss of
      Anonymous 10/17/09
  • that is not the same person on tv
    Anonymous 8/22/09 Reply
  • that is descusting
    Anonymous 3/15/09 Reply
    • wat da u mean?!!!!! dat dem leave dem 2 alone!!1! dey aint do shyt 2 u so leave dem alone!! got damn!!!!!
      Anonymous 9/16/09
  • haha miley is the best I LOVE YOU
    Anonymous 2/11/09 Reply
  • who really cares?! Miley is 16 years old. She's going to have a boyfriend! And then she is goona kiss him! So what? All teens do that!
    Anonymous 1/2/09 Reply
  • well i think that miley iz js acting like a little H-O-E!! because 1st of all she shudnt be putting picturez of her self HALF NUDE and other pictures CLOSE 2 being NUDE on the web!!infact she shouldnt even b taking pictures like at all!!!
    Anonymous 12/7/08 Reply
  • comment above me^ get a life damn!


    NO ONE CARES ABOUT HANNAH MONTANNA

    AND U DONT EVEN KNOW HER SO U WOULDNT KNOW IF SHE WAS TO GOOD FOR HIM SHE MIGHT BE A BITCH OR HAVE A PENIS
    SHUT THE HELL UP!
    Anonymous 6/2/08 Reply
  • I AM SOOOOOOO GOING TO KICK THAT GUYS ASS NOW FOR SURE. HE DOESN'T NOW WHAT HE HAS. SHE IS TOO GOOD FOR HIM. HE'S JUST HOPING TO GET SOME ACTION. BUT I DOUTB THAT SHE WILL GIVE IT TO HIM. ATLEAST I HOPE THAT SHE DOESN'T.
    Anonymous 5/29/08 Reply