Ketchup with Tara Reid

Okay, stop laughing. The blonde bimbette is really opening a new restaurant in Los Angeles on March 31st.

"You probably won't see me behind the cash register," Tara told In Touch. "But I'll definitely be in the kitchen making sure everything is done right."

How comforting. Apparently Tara thinks because her family owned a tavern in New Jersey she's a catering whiz.

But if you think about it, it's a really smart move on her part. The next time she goes on a bender and publicly humiliates herself so badly that nobody in Hollywood would ever hire her, she can work the drive-thru.

Way to have a back-up plan, T.R.!

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