Heidi Montag in a bikini: Now with more balcony!

Heidi Montag in a bikini: Now with more balcony!
These are the latest batch from Heidi Montag's posed-as-all-hell bikini shoot. I'm actually impressed that her chest balloons didn't glide her right off the balcony and out to sea. Clearly, this proves there is no God or at the very least he doesn't hear my prayers. Time for a new tactic: Voodoo. Now that's some reliable . Okay, anyone got a Barbie doll I can borrow/dip in acid? Joker from Batman, you still on here? Call me, son. You know my digits. Photos: www.pacificcoastnewsonline.com
Published 5/30/08 by


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