Palms Place Opens Without Britney Spears

Instead of the pop princess, who had been speculated to attend, the Simpson sisters showed up, along with Ashlee's new hubby, Pete Wentz. I'm guessing all that half-assed pop music created between the three of them might equal one Britney.

Hmm, I'm wondering for how much longer George Clooney's ex-girflriend Sarah Larson will be able to get invites to red-carpet events. But then again she's in some pretty comparable company at the Palms Place opening, what with La Toya and Jackie Jackson, Khloe Kardashian, Verne Troyer and Linda Hogan in attendance.

Sarah better familiarize herself with this crowd because long gone are the Oscar parties and gowns. She's going to be hanging out with Deal or No Deal girls and ANTM rejects, human flotsam and jetsam floating up on the metaphorical coast that is the red carpet.

If Larson's not careful, she could very easily face-lift herself into this existence. Also, how the hell does Linda Hogan's armpits get so damn tan? Well, I guess when your dance moves include lifting your arms up as you pretend to surf, you want to make sure you're a uniform caramel color.

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24 more photos from the Palms Place opening featuring Ashlee Simpson, Pete Wentz, Jessica Simpson, Klhoe Kardashian, La Toya Jackson, Jackie Jackson, Sarah Larson, Lauren Bosworth, Lauren Conrad, Linda Hogan, Boy Toy, Verne Troyer, Romany Malco, Josh Meyers and Ian Ziering are after the jump.

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Published 6/2/08 by

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