Tila Tequila tries way too hard to prove she's bisexual (Because she's not)

Tila Tequila's marketing bra was on overdrive during the MTV Movie Awards this weekend. One of the main criticisms of her show A Shot at Love was that, hey, guess what, Tila's not really a bisexual. With her second season in progress, she's working her face off to trick people into believing she's bisexual. At the Movie Awards Tila offered up her advice to lesbian couple Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson. Us Magazine reports:

"I think that the fact that everyone knows about it makes it fine," she told Usmagazine.com at the MTV Movie Awards in Universal City, CA Sunday.
Her advice for the clandestine couple?
"Just go all out with it!" she said. "If you’re going to do something, do it all out."

And if that wasn't enough. Tila then did a leprechaun bounce over to the Extra reporters and professed her love for Christina Ricci:

"I love Christina Ricci," she reveals to Extra. "She’s really hot and I think she looks kind of odd like me…I fell in love with her when I saw Black Snake Moon. She was naked in that one. I kind of drooled over her naked scenes…"

You know who drools over Christina Ricci? Non-bisexuals. Holy crap, I rest my case. Once again, another decisive victory in the age-old battle of science versus crazy non-lesbian elf stripper. Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Splash News

Published 6/3/08 by

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