Titty Tuesday Fling : The Enigma that is Victoria Beckham

The Council of Fashion Designers of America held a gala last night to honor people who make more money than me and have way too much time on their hands. And since fashion is a “personal” and “creative” outlet, many of the celebrities showed up looking like Ronald McDonald’s rape victims. Seriously what the hell was Maggie Gyllenhaal thinking?

But who really gets me every time is Victoria Beckham. I really truly believe she is a fashion icon, BUT why does she insist on screwing it all up when all cameras are on? Look at her day after look as she steps out in New York City. So chic, so fashionable, so elegant :

Then she gets invited places. Public places:

I assume her stylist is a gay version of Big Bird or something. She must have made the wrong turn on Sesame Street and hit the corners. Ronald McDonald makes his living there. As always I forgive her holiness due to the fact that she has amazing legs, and she is somehow still married to David Beckham.

I had a Big Mac a week ago and I'm still crapping lettuce. I'm just a little bitter. Just a little.

Source: Titty Tuesday Fling : The Enigma that is Victoria Beckham

Published 6/3/08 by

26 Maha

DISCLAIMER: This posting was submitted by a user of the site not from The Insider editorial staff. All users have acknowledged and agreed that the submission of their story and its contents is in compliance with our Terms of Use.