Shotgun Wedding, Part 492

According to Page Six, Ethan Hawke is reportedly geared up to marry his former nanny, Ryan Shawhughes.

The star and the “very pregnant” former nanny of his children with Uma Thurman are expecting their first bundle together, and spies at the Municipal Building on Centre Street yesterday morning saw the couple applying for their marriage license. “They looked really sweet,” said the onlooker.

I have no idea why anyone would let Ethan Hawke put his penis inside their vagina. Homeboy is so weasley.

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Published 6/4/08 by

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