Jennifer Aniston And Friends In Their Natural Habitat

Here's some hot footage of Jennifer Aniston, John Mayer, Courteney Cox and Tobey Maguire's wife Jennifer Meyer leaving Madeo restaurant last night. This piece of film is totally hypnotic. You can almost hear the camerman slowly massaging himself as he gets extended footage of two Friends, one well-known douche, and a six degrees famous person standing and talking. Seriously, I think he's heavy breathing. The ladies and douche stop while Courteney tells some sort of involved story with emphatic hand gestures. Probably about how she often has to go home and slap the coke spoon out of David Arquette's paw. Dude, if you had to live with these biddies (Aniston practically lives there), you'd be shoveling Bolivia up your nostril as well.

Mayer hovers around, probably trying to convince the three of them to do him at once. This dude is omnisexual. He made out with Perez, but I'm convinced he's just trying to hit the G-spot of fame, again and again.

The footage gets even hotter when they're joined by some drug dealer-looking captain in an Army jacket, and then some totally glamorous Real Housewives of Orange County stitchface blocks our view. She's utterly fascinating and looks like she's celebrating having finally sent the kids off to boarding school. I'd rather look at her than those bores behind her.


Photos: BauerGriffinOnline

More photos of Courteney Cox leaving Madeo restaurant are after the jump.

Photos: BauerGriffinOnline

Published 6/4/08 by


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