George Clooney Dumps Sarah Larson

The clock has struck midnight for Sarah Larson and I don't think she'll be finding her glass slipper any time soon. From red carpets to stained carpets, it's back to the casino bars for Larson. That is, unless Fear Factor gives her a second chance. What do you think? Does she have reason to be shocked? Or did you see this split coming from miles away? Dotspotter Blogger, MamaPop, weighs in…

So it appears Sarah Larson bought into her own hype, just a little bit.

I was traveling this weekend, all wifi- and cell-signal-less, back in Olden Tymes when you got yer gossips from the magazines. PAPER magazines.

And Sarah was in several, usually accompanied by headlines and anecdotes about how she's the woman who finally tamed perpetual bachelor George Clooney, and how despite his years and years of public declarations that marriage and kids are just not for him, SHE was different than all those other Vegas cocktail waitresses slash go-go dancers and he was going to propose. Little did I know that the relationship was already most definitely over, and yet littler still was I surprised.

Sarah, however, is said to be truly shocked and heartbroken over her Juan-Peron-style eviction from Clooney's house and heart, according to an "insider" who blabbed to Fox News:

 

"She thought they were getting married. Instead, she got dumped,” a friend said. “She’s really upset. Devastated.”  Larson found herself teary-eyed, packing her bags and walking out the door of the home the couple had shared in Los Angeles.

Larson was a former Fear Factor contestant and, during her stint as The Girl Who Snagged Clooney, had her own mini-racy-photo scandal involving bikinis and booze and the provocative licking of...sand or something, was injured while riding George's motorcycle with him and appeared to be very successfully parlaying her arm candy status into a LOOK AT ME I'M FAMOUS FOR SOMETHING-OR-OTHER style career, with red carpet appearances and an interview in June's issue of Harper's Bazaar. (During which she claims to have no desire to act, likens her Oscar appearance with George to a "modeling job" and talks about how she's really attracted to George's work in Darfur, which is like, soooo the new Tibet right now.)

Oh! I am being mean and jelus and for all I know Sarah is a lovely and delightful person who really was fed a load of lines and crap by George before getting the rug pulled out from under her. Luckily, judging from that Bazaar interview I read this weekend, I'm thinking she's gonna land on her feet. She's reading The Secret! Go unlock your inner potential, girlfriend! Maybe ask the universe to hook you up with Shia LaBeouf. That kid seems like he's going places.

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