Oh, you wily one. You trickster! You sneaky little wench! You thought by wearing freakishly blue contacts, you could engage in a bit of misdirection, distracting attention away from your eggplant chin, huh? Well, nice try, Rumer, But we're too smart for your shenanigans. You could light your hair on fire, remove a leg, and pull your skirt up over your chest, your chin would still be the center of attention. Genetics -- they are a bitch.
Source: Misdirection
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