Paris Hilton Can Not Be Pregant, She Just Can't

Paris Hilton Can Not Be Pregant, She Just Can't
Please let this be some kind of illegal pharmaceutical bloat reaction. Please? God? Here's Paris Hilton looking...I can't even type it. She's with her Igor-esque boyfriend Benji Madden and still managing to look worse. It's just the air of entitlement and stank.

She DID say they were going to work on a baby next year. Did they move up the abominable spawn conception date?

Any baby coming out of her should immediately crawl to an attorney's office to emancipate itself from these two. What am I saying? It will be too busy trying to collect all the babies born on a certain date and killing off priests with its telekinetic devil powers. God, the third Omen movie is so cheesy yet rad.


Photos: WENN

More photos of Paris Hilton and Benji Madden leaving the Crown Bar after the jump.

Photos: WENN

Published 6/5/08 by


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