Paris Hilton Is Not Pregnant, Is Just Bloated Ball Of Attention Whoring

So usually I find the whole Bump Watch photo phenomenon pretty distasteful -- take an already too-skinny girl who is already caving to Hollywood pressure and living on lettuce leaves and nicotine, put her in a flowy dress and feed her one actual meal and ta daaaa! LOOK AT THAT BUMP! LOOK AT THAT GUT! IS THAT THE OUTLINE OF A FETUS OR A HAMBURGER UNDERNEATH HER PROTRUDING RIB CAGE? OMG!

But I will make an exception for Paris Hilton.

Look at that smug face. Look at the deliberate placement of her giant manhand! She knows! She's totally envisioning how AWESOME her ultrasound photos will look once she silk-screens them onto a t-shirt!

She's also, THANK GOD, totally ing with us. Her rep reports that the pregnancy rumors are 100% false. She did has cheezburger, is all. I guess.

Or she stole one of those little velcro belly pillows from a maternity boutique. Totally wouldn't put that one past her. She HAS to beat Heidi Montag to the fake-pregnancy punch, after all.

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Published 6/6/08 by

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