Bobby Brown's son: I did Lindsay Lohan in the bathroom

Bobby Brown's son: I did Lindsay Lohan in the bathroom
Bobby Brown's son Brandon, recently seen on MTV's Rock the Cradle by about five people, is claiming he had sex with Lindsay Lohan in a bathroom, according to The Sun:
He boasts: “Me and Lindsay got really, really close. She followed me to the bathroom during a private party, and, well, we basically got together. I think she knew who I was when she first saw me. We were just staring at each other and she walked by. I walked into the bathroom and she followed me in.”
This story was almost believable until he said "I think she knew who I was when she first saw me." Then it became fiction. Brandon, Brandon, Brandon. Your anecdote had everything it needed to be taken seriously until you got greedy. I mean, all you had to say was you walked up to Lindsay and let her know that boys have a penis and a girls have a vagina. Then she had to have you. Now that's believable. In fact, Lindsay's reading this right now going "I don't remember that, but it sounds like something I would definitely do. Also, this is the best website in the history of Internet, and I'm rubbing my boobs on the monitor. Ignore the fact I'm talking out loud in this joke." Photos: Flynet
Published 6/6/08 by


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