Mario Lopez Will Have Leapt Into Your Hearts For The Last Time In August

Mario Lopez Will Have Leapt Into Your Hearts For The Last Time In August
Broadway's current run of A Chorus Line will end on August 17, after 18 previews and 759 performances. Damn, that's a lot of tits and ass. I hope I get it! Sorry, you're cancelled. Dancing with the Stars' Mario Lopez plays the character of Zach in the current version. They should have gotten Joey Fatone. Then I would have gone to see it.

For some reason, the film version with Michael Douglas was always on cable when I was a kid, and I always got a little unnerved by the one broad singing about buying herself a pair of tits and ass. It's how Heidi Montag makes me feel nowadays.


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