Fat legs of Alicia Keys

Fat legs of Alicia Keys
Looks like Alicia Keys, who was reportedly a marathon runner has hung up her running shoes and committed herself to her piano and by piano I mean extra-large double cheese pizza. I had more respect for this girl when I thought her last name was actually Keys, thinking how crazy a coincidence it was. But it turns out that it’s just some kind of nickname thatshe gave herself that happens to be a lot more appealing than Large Fry Thighs.

I wonder if I’d be more successful if I changed my name was Jesus Useless Guy On the Internet, since it would let people know what they are singing up for, but the flow just isn’t as cool as “Keys”, but that’s not my fault, I’m not black.

Published 6/8/08 by

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  • Oh, so jealous, so so jealous, that she's rich and beautiful. No doubt the above was a comment from an anorexic, bulimic white check. SICK SICK SICKY, I'm so sick of you guys afraid to eat and always talking about 10lbs as becing FAT! You don't...
    Anonymous 11/13/09 Reply
  • Don't dislike her legs because your daddy used to rub his rock hard dick against YOUR thighs.
    Anonymous 10/13/09 Reply
  • okay, alicia keys has an amazing body. first of all can u see her arms in the background screen? behind that picture of her legs? talk about muslce on those arms! Secondly, I wouldn't doubt that shes a runner. I too am a jogger and I do have some...
    Anonymous 9/3/09 Reply
  • she ain't fat... she has such a nice body. This is a closed up, and everyone looks bigger on close ups than they really are. i bet (Jesus Useless Guy On the Internet) is either REALLY fat or SUPER skinny, so stop HATING!!!!

    peace
    Anonymous 8/2/09 Reply
  • LOL She looks ing nice! And i'm not lesbian.. Stop hating.. You couldn't have her if you wanted haha! And even if lets say she "were" fat.. who cares??? She's a singer not a model.. Models are overrated! skinny looking sticks! o_o
    Anonymous 7/13/09 Reply
  • What the hell is wrong with you? (Jesus Useless Guy On the Internet) - you are too quick to criticise someone who has made millions out of her large fry thighs and interesting pick of surname... Obviously it's her talent that makes her.. If she...
    Anonymous 4/9/09 Reply
  • That's right. It's a black thing. You wouldn't understand. It's what we call "healthy"... As far as her name is concerned, a lot of entertainers have akas, especially in the urban world. It's a shame with all her success, making great music,...
    Anonymous 11/20/08 Reply
    • They say men who lust over super skinny women are usually closet homosexuals. If you really think about it..who's in charge of the fashion industry that recruits these Sticks? THE GAYS!
      Anonymous 17 hours ago