BREAKING: Well, yep, sometime between my writing this late last night and checking the internets this morning, the rumor was confirmed - Jessica Alba gave birth this weekend
Which means that the witty prose I'd crafted about the fine art of celebrity baby delivery prediction is entirely meaningless now. Alba baby = here = nothing much to say other than congrats to the happy parents yadda yadda (and, also: baby girl, born June 7th).
Someone out there will be celebrating, I imagine. Perhaps not the Brangelina stork-watchers, but still. Think of it as another reason to eat cake for breakfast.
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Did you go see 'High School Musical 3' on opening weekend?
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