Weekend Celebrity Gossip Muscle Style

Everett Calls Troops “Wimps”
English actor Rupert Everett reportedly accused British soldiers fighting in Iraq and Afghanistan of being “whining wimps.”Acording to the U.K.’s Daily Mail, the 49-year-old gay actor — whose father is a retired major in the British Army — said the troops today “are always whining about the dangers of being killed. Oh my God, they are such wimps now!” he said. Oh boy this guy is absolutely screwed. You hate the war, never the soldiers. There is going to be a huge backlash from this statement, just wait. He must want to get his ass kicked (by the straight soldiers) or possibly raped (by the gay ones).

Mena Suvari Bald Head Copycat Crime:
Britney Spears wasn’t the only starlet to suddenly shave her head last year. Not long after the pop princess did the deed, actress Mena Suvari took to the clippers — and then had to explain that she wasn’t crazy.“It didn’t really hit me until I was getting ready to come back to L.A. and I was like ooh, just wait. I think I know what’s going to happen. The comparison is going to come up,” Suvari said. “It really sucks that people could look at me and the first thing they think is ‘Oh, Mena lost her mind.’” Next thing you know she will be adopting another black kid like Angelina and Madonna…it is the NEW CRAZE ! WEEEEEEEEEEE!

Jessica Alba Had A Baby Girl Chalupa:
Jessica Alba and husband Cash Warren have welcomed a baby girl.Honor Marie Warren was born June 7 in Los Angeles, her rep, Brad Cafarelli, confirmed for Starmuscle.com. Congrats Jessica, now get your ass into the gym.

VAN HALEN 2007-2008 North American Tour Highest Grossing in Band’s History
Nearly a million fans journeyed from all over the world to witness the landmark VAN HALEN tour, which kicked-off in September of 2007 in Charlotte, NC and wrapped up June 2, 2008 in Grand Rapids, MI. VAN HALEN, featuring Eddie Van Halen, David Lee Roth, Alex Van Halen and Wolfgang Van Halen, delivered their bombastic live assault performances to legions. Aena Concerts Sell Out Across the Country, Grossing More Than $93 Million…..maybe Dave can get a new hair weeve now.

Rapper Warren G Arrested For Weed:
Warren G has been arrested on a drug charge after police pulled over the car he was riding in. olice say the 35-year-old rapper was arrested early Sunday after being pulled over for a red light violation. Officer Karen Smith says marijuana was found in the vehicle.Big deal, give me a break.

Hulk Hogan’s Kid Gets An Odd Letter:
A former teacher accused of having sex with students sent a letter of support to the jailed son of Hulk Hogan, authorities said.Stephanie Ragusa, who is also in jail, sent the letter June 2 to 17-year-old Nick Bollea, the Hillsborough County Sheriff’s Office said.The letter was intercepted by Pinellas County sheriff’s deputies after they recognized Ragusa’s name, the jail’s return address and her docket number on the envelope, authorities said. Bollea, who is serving an eight-month sentence on a charge of reckless driving with serious bodily injury, was later given a copy of the letter. Wow I wonder if Nick had some inappropriate relations with this teacher. The polt thickens, people. Star Muscle will keep you posted.