Bonus: Paris quashed those half-assed pregnancy rumors by drinking and smoking throughout the night. She'll do anything to maintain the integrity of her reputation, even if she has to get drunk doing it. These are the sacrifices that "aristocratic" "ladies" make, my friends. We touched on the pregnancy rumors last week, and the lesson that we can take away from all of this is that the high-waisted non-maternity shirts and dresses that are so trendy at the moment...just look like maternity clothes and they make you look pregnant. So, fashion industry, let's move on, shall we?
* Just typing that sentence made my IQ plummet.
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