We should start tracking celebrity couples and where they are, then figure out when they made the baby… Seriously, if Jessica Alba gave birth this weekend, that means she got pregnant in the end of August/beginning of September 2007… So we can Google them or look up pictures of where they were…
Ohhhh… Lookie here! End of August/early September 2007 Jessica Alba was promoting Good Luck Chuck… WITH DANE COOK!!!
Here they are on August 27th, 2007, and he has these “I HIT THAT!” eyes… and she looks GUILTY.
And here they are on September 20th, 2007
CASH WARREN, I’d ask for a paternity test.
Because they broke up for a while… July 25, 2007 was the date the news of their break up came out…
They got back together at the beginning of September… so yeah, they could have made the baby during make-up back-together sex… or maybe they met for ex-sex and she got pregnant?
Hmmm… It could be Dane Cook’s though. I’m just pointing that out.
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