Courteney Cox Scans To Make Sure Jennifer Aniston Is Leaving Her The F*ck Alone

Courteney Cox Scans To Make Sure Jennifer Aniston Is Leaving Her The F*ck Alone
Courtney Cox told reporters at the the Time For Heroes Celebrity Carnival in L.A. on Sunday that best friend/that f*cking friend that always hangs on you when you just want a night alone with your husband Jennifer Aniston is happy.

"Yeah, she is" when the press quizzed her about Aniston's happiness. Aniston recently brought new boyfriend John Mayer over to Courteney and husband David Arquette's Malibu compound. Courteney is probably ready to tongue-kiss Mayer out of gratitude for taking Aniston off her damn jock.

Cox has been Aniston's shoulder to wail on since her 2005 split with Brad Pitt. This is the reason why David Arquette probably does the drugs that cause him to wear those messed-up outfits. He needs something to dull the pain of her coming over to his crib to bitch to Courteney all the time. And she probably always says "Dave, why can't I find a guy like you? You would NEVER do that to Courteney!" And David wants to be like "damn, you would be so much hotter without all the micro-managing and drama and whining."


Photos: WENN

More photos of Courteney Cox leaving Il Sole are after the jump.

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Published 6/10/08 by


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