Phoebe Cates is apparently Asian now

Phoebe Cates is apparently Asian now
Phoebe Cates (the hot chick who takes off her bikini top in Fast Times at Ridgemont High) showed up to the King Lear premiere looking like this. I didn't know it was possible to switch races midway through your life. Or, uh, genders. What the hell happened here? It's like visiting your high school girlfriend after twenty years and seeing that they've turned into a 40-year-old bald man with a mustache. A bunch more of Phoebe Cates looking absolutely terrible after the jump.
Published 3/21/07 by


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  • Why she lie...Her birth place was Lynn, Mass
    Not New York,Ny....Any feed back on this anyone?
    Anonymous 2/17/09 Reply
  • and she's looking great.you stupid monkey
    Anonymous 11/26/08 Reply
  • she is half asian dumbass
    Anonymous 11/21/08 Reply