“It’s (pregnancy) great for the sex life. It just makes you a lot more creative, so you have fun.”
I think banging Angelina when she’s pregnant would be more pleasurable than banging her when she’s scary-skinny. I would imagine sex with scary-skinny Angelina would be like effing a cricket.
I can’t believe I just admitted to you that I’ve actually thought about what having sex with a cricket would be like. Ugh, I disgust myself.
Celebrity Warship
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