Dannielynn's Paternity Will be Revealed... by 2024

I don't know about you guys, but I've been over this whole Anna Nicole Smith paternity scandal drama fiasco since Malibu Ken Larry Birkhead started walking out of court and waving to his legions of adoring fans, who gather outside daily. The guy now has a stalker for goodness sake. By Hollywood standards, he's big time.

But there is a silver lining: A judge has finally ordered a paternity test for Anna Nicole's six-month-old-daughter.

No word on when the test will be conducted, but at this rate Dannielynn will have posed for Playboy, married a rich guy and visited rehab by the time the results are in.

Published 3/21/07 by


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