Whatever. Please STFU

The LA Times is reporting that Katherine Heigl is not being considered for an Emmy this year, even though she won best supporting actress in last year’s ceremony. Was it because she’s a sanctimonious bitch and just didn’t cut the mustard this year? Hells no! Here’s what she had to say:

“I did not feel that I was given the material this season to warrant an Emmy nomination and in an effort to maintain the integrity of the academy organization, I withdrew my name from contention,” she tells Gold Derby. “In addition, I did not want to potentially take away an opportunity from an actress who was given such materials.” (LA Times)

Wow, I’ve never seen such a brilliant display of narcissism, sanctimony and condescension in such a concise, well crafted sentence. She should get an award for that. However, I don’t think they have a “Best Actress Who Is Really Hot, But Is Now A Burned Out Rotten Bitch And Hates Everyone And Never Shuts The Up About It“, Award. Too bad. Here’s Katharine as she should be: seen and not heard.