Madonna’s Brother Promises A Juicy Tell-All Book

“Life With My Sister Madonna” is poised to be a juicy tell-all book about the fabulous material girl and all of her super secrets revealed. This unauthorized memoir is supposed to entice us into buying this “I know something you don’t know about my sister, Madonna” book to learn more about a she-celebrity that really says enough about herself…all by herself.

Madonna pictured with her brother, Christoper Ciccone

Madonna’s brother, Christopher Ciccone, is writing a memoir about his sister, to be released in mid-July…Ciccone’s extraordinary memoir is based on his life and 47 years of growing up with and working with his sister _ the most famous woman in the world,” the publisher said Wednesday in a statement.

I would almost be interested and dying to read this hard-covered gossip rag if Madonna didn’t already throw herself out there in the public eye.

I mean. What is it that we really don’t know about Madonna?

Seriously, is there some new thing that could just embarrass her to bits?

It’s not like she’s exactly modest, you know. So, much luck, to her brother. It’s about time he started earning his own paycheck and stop mooching off his celebrity sister.

Well, I guess he’s still mooching off her since his book is about his big sister. Why didn’t he do a cookbook or something?

Sometimes, little brothers suck!

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