What Not To Wear To Prom: Another Pimp & Hoochie Fest

Can someone stop the madness?

These ghetto prom pictures are a hot, “melted in the summer sun” mess.

How can you believe you look “decent”?

WTF???

Look, you keep wearing this crap, and you’ll keep getting posted all over the internet because you look so ridiculous that it’s hard to believe you wear what you wear, so we post your pics.

If I wasn’t so disgusted at these so-called dresses, I would probably laugh.

This “Cherry Red” couple has the busiest matching mess I have seen in a while. The Red Pimp looks like he’s drowning in his zoot suit with the gawd-awful looking red and white shoes. He bare-legged date could have sprung for a par of panty hose and girdle and left out the “necktie” necklace. Gulp?!! Who wears a necktie necklace?

This triple threat of neon “Charlie’s Angels” looks ready for the brothel.

Fashion Don’ts:

• White eyeliner or white out.
• Garter belts.
• Bare legs ( again).

It’s girls like these that make me want to have my own reality show!

Stripper Genie Show.

One girl is named “Bubble Gum”, the other is “Cotton Candy” and last but not least, “Ms. Cherry Blueberry Slushy.”

Makes my stomach hurt.

Sometimes, you can cave too much color.

The wannabe pimp has no problem smiling about the mess that surrounds him.

More dirty bare legs.

More bulging, swollen bellies and big rolling booties.

Is that a lesbian prom couple below?

WINNER! The Perfect Golden Hoochie Mess!

Can we scream “cheap” any louder?

Pimp “Braids N Beads” is spottted out tonight with Ms. Lavender.

She sports dirty bare legs, purple hair, sagging boobs, too much makeup and heels to make her 2 feet taller than her “shortie” or “shawty”.

Cotton Candy and Bubble Gum, again.

They look ready to skip college and head straight for the stripper poles.

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