Coming Soon: A Michael Jackson Clothing Line

Coming Soon: A Michael Jackson Clothing Line
While we typically aim for a funny introduction to news items, this story makes fun of itself:

Michael Jackson is working on a clothing line.

While it’s unclear just when the singer’s own brand of sequined gloves and surgical masks will hit stores, we can report that he’s working alongside designer Christian Audigier on it.

“It’s still in the developing stages, but it’s going to be big,” an source told Life & Style. “This will be a major comeback for Michael. He’s dedicating a lot of his time and money to this venture.”

We assume the clothing will mostly be available in the young, impressionable children’s section.

Come on, who wouldn’t buy clothing from a man that dresses like this?!?

Published 6/12/08 by

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  • Michael Jackson we love u, i pray that his soul rests in peace, he is one person who cannot be replaced ever.................
    Anonymous 9/10/09 Reply
  • it would be great to have all kinds of things of michael jackson he is the greatest
    Anonymous 8/29/09 Reply
  • yes, that would be so good to have Michael clothing line for male and female to wear also the boots
    Anonymous 8/21/09 Reply
  • Yeah! He's great. I have a collection of pictures of him in different clothings from hats to shoes. Very GORGEOUS. I love him so much, really, from the bottom of my heart, he will leave forever.
    Anonymous 8/12/09 Reply
  • well i have to say that this is horrible its probably the media who killed him i mean he was really depressed after all the stuff R.I.P
    Anonymous 7/11/09 Reply
  • I would most definitely wear some clothing from his line...did he ever release it? Will they still do it in his absence? All you haters need to back off...nobody's making you look at this or wear his stuff. Leave him alone. The only good thing that...
    Anonymous 7/8/09 Reply
  • i've been a fan since the beginning (44) years. i love you then and forever. may you rip.i will truly miss you.
    alyce
    Anonymous 7/4/09 Reply
  • I think Michael is the best singer and dancer ever! his moon walk is really cool. his throne will stay forever. long lived the king. I love you Michael! Rest in Peace!
    -Tiffani
    Anonymous 6/30/09 Reply
  • It's comments like "We assume the clothing will mostly be available in the young, impressionable children’s section" that make me disgusted. That is so stupid. The media needs to stop ridiculing michael jackson and they need to get a life. Michael...
    Anonymous 5/4/09 Reply
    • i think u are a true fan because you said this comment before he died and thats wat makes me happy because most of the people that said half this stuff was laughing at him and now its all r.i.p i loove you when before all this crap happen they were...
      Anonymous 7/26/09