There’s No Escape from Brad and Angelina

The first story is how Angelina wants to make us all sick by openly discussing her and Brad’s sex life since she’s been pregnant. Come on! Really?!? I don’t even want to hear about my closest friend’s sex life never mind this idiot who is in the news waaayyyy too much!

And talk about saying stupid crap just to get your face on the front page of every newspaper known to mankind…Angelina also talks about how the twins were “a shock” when she found out. Did she really think that she was so much better than everyone else that this type of news wouldn’t make her jaw drop just a little? Okay, Angelina, way to go, you did it. You once again, got yourself into the news.

Speaking of the twins Angelina has also said that she is going to have Zahara teach young Shiloh on how to be a big sister to the newest little bundles. A few comments about this one. One, I didn’t even really know who Zahara was when I first read it because they talk about Shiloh so much that they often leave their other children out. Two, why is a child teaching another child? Isn’t that what the parents are for? Or are they too busy making sure that people don’t forget who they are? Oh, if only we could!

When she’s not making sure she’s the center of attention, Angelina is trying to beat Jennifer Aniston anyway that she can. Again I say that I suppose stealing her husband wasn’t enough. Mrs. Pitt has a movie coming out on October 24 called Changeling and so does Ms. Aniston. The better woman’s movie is called He’s Just Not That Into You and from the brief description and title, Jennifer’s sounds way better and I would never pay money to see Angelina in anything.

As a hater, I suppose I’m making Angelina stronger. Or at least that what she says. The whole thing really baffles me to be honest. According to her, if people hate her it means that she is making good choices. WHAT?!? She says in the same interview that Old Angelina, the one who wore vials of other people’s blood around her neck, and the new Angelina, the mother and peace lover, are not all that different. And again I say WHAT?!?

And Brad and Angie are also trying to claim that they actually do not want to be the center of everyday news. Oh yeah, okay. I don’t know who’s going to believe that one. Apparently, that’s why they’ve chosen to have their babies in France. Because there, anti-paparazzi laws are very stringent and they don’t want anyone photographing them or their tiny tots. Maybe because they’re awaiting that huge payroll that comes with the first baby pics. I just can’t say enough how much I can’t stand these two!

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