BREAKING NEWS: R. Kelly Is A Free Man

What the -? Golden shower aficionado R. Kelly has been found not guilty and accquitted of 14 counts of child pornography. Wait, wasn't there a tape? With piss spraying around as if flung from a lawn sprinkler? On a young girl?

Kelly was charged six years ago after a tape of him having sex with a 13-year-old and doing other fairly pervy things was unearthed.

Both Kelly and the victim in question have said that it isn't them on the tape. Well, if she says it's not her then I guess they didn't have much of a case.

Someone check, did she just get a new house out of nowhere or something similar?

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What the -? Golden shower aficionado R. Kelly has been found not guilty and accquitted of 14 counts of child pornography. Wait, wasn't there a tape? With piss spraying around as if flung from a lawn sprinkler? On a young girl?

Kelly was charged six years ago after a tape of him having sex with a 13-year-old and doing other fairly pervy things was unearthed.

Both Kelly and the victim in question have said that it isn't them on the tape. Well, if she says it's not her then I guess they didn't have much of a case.

Someone check, did she just get a new house out of nowhere or something similar?
Published 6/13/08 by


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