He Meant To Do That

M. Night Shyamalan’s The Happening
M. Night Shamalamamama's latest piece of cinematic caca is getting the kind of reviews that would even make flop-queen Nicole Kidman weep. I actually wanted to see "The Happening," but then I accidentally read what the "natural disaster" in the movie is. I'm sorry, but I've coughed up loogies that sound more terrifying than this . Count me the out.

 

M. Night claims he did this mess on purpose. He sought out to make a B-Movie. He told Reuters, "I wanted it to be a fantastic, fun B-movie. The No. 1 thing is I want people to say: 'That was a really fun B-movie."

B-movie? Does B stand for bull? On second thought, maybe I'll sit through this crap and bring my best friend, Grey Goose, along for the ride. When I went to see "The Village," I got drunk like a Tara Reid during the movie and I've never laughed so much in my life. Everyone in the theater wanted to do murder times to me, but who gives a ?

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