Joel Madden Insults the Animal Kingdom

Joel Madden played a prank on his blog. He posted the headline "WE DID IT!! NICOLE AND I FINALLY GOT MARRIED!! click here for the pictures!!" and then posted a picture of two monkeys getting married. So he's calling his beloved Nicole a monkey? I don't know whom to be more enraged on behalf of...Nicole or monkeys.

Yeah, you're right...monkeys. PETA needs to get on this now. It's emotional abuse! Monkeys all over the world are looking at themselves and saying, "I look like Nicole Richie? Waaaaaaaah!"

Forget about the dolphins Hayden...save the monkeys!

(P.S. - I thought Madden and Richie already were married.)
Published 6/16/08 by

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