Amy Winehouse Taken to the Hospital

Crackhead Amy Winehouse was taken to the hospital today after reportedly suffering an episode.

"Amy was at home this afternoon when she briefly fainted," said a rep for the drug-addled singer. "Fortunately, her manager's assistant was there to stop her falling."

"She quickly recovered and her father Mitch took her to hospital as a precaution. Doctors are unsure of the cause of the incident and Amy is currently undergoing tests."

Doctors are unsure of the cause of the incident? Don't they read the tabs?

The big story here isn't that Amy fainted...it's that she was conscious enough for the concept of "fainting" to have any meaning.
Published 6/16/08 by

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