"Someone like the senator, who is constantly travelling and constantly 'on,' how can he return these personal e-mails?" Scarlett marveled.
A better question than "Why does Barack return Scarlett's emails?" would be "Why does Scarlett send Barack so many emails?"
Clearly, Scarlett wants to play Marilyn to Barack's JFK. We can look forward to Scarlett singing happy birthday to Barack somewhere down the road...then being murdered by the mob or J. Edgar Hoover or whoever the hell decided to have Marilyn bumped off.
By the way...all the talk about Barack being assassinated. If I were him I'd have the Secret Service on the look-out for a small, aged Jewish man in a rainhat and glasses.
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