As we all know by know, "dehydration" is a genteel code word for, "celebrity was drinking and/or doing drugs." In fact a quick Google search for "hospitalized for dehydration" gave me a quick list of Kid Rock's cotton-mouthed colleagues, including Nicole Richie, Verne Troyer, CariDee English, Amy Winehouse, Brandy, and Lindsay Lohan.
Hmph. Look, I know that I'm not a celebrity and I only have an HMO, but when I'm dehydrated or "dehydrated," I don't go to the hospital. I grab some Gatorade. Maybe some Saltines for those "stomach cramps," and I might have to go to "church" once or twice, church being the bathroom, God being the toilet. I get all penitent and kneel before it. Ahem. Anyway. What's really weird about this story is that Kid Rock is suddenly all image-conscious.
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